What is Emi-squashing?
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A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather
That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.
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A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.
OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"
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Random Words:
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1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block
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The poon i..
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A mixture of being shit scared and petrified
"Man, I am downright shitrified of that fucking finance class"
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A form of el..
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The noise you make before you die when you get shot and cough up blood.
Once he got shot he did a death gurgle.
See gurgle, death, die..
