Emi-squashing

What is Emi-squashing?


1.

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather largeemily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

See squashing, fatty, emily, morbid

2.

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

See obese, fat, tubby, huge, morbidly obese, emily


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