What is Emissionaries?
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A common variety of uppity evangelicals who litter our globe with trash, trample the beliefs of others, feeling sorry for children with different colored skin, all the while drinking bottled water, hyperventilating over the latest features of their electronic devices, and generally acting like God's Gift to Consumerism.
Dear Lord, cried the poor foreign woman, the emissionaries are coming to vacation in our town again, please give us strength...
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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....
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Fake currency used in an episode of the tv show "The Office". Equal to 1/1000 of a cent.
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culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.
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A band. Lead singer Bingo, originated from the island of New Zealand.
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