Emissionaries

What is Emissionaries?


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A common variety of uppity evangelicals who litter our globe with trash, trample the beliefs of others, feeling sorry for children with different colored skin, all the while drinking bottled water, hyperventilating over the latest features of their electronic devices, and generally acting like God's Gift to Consumerism.

Dear Lord, cried the poor foreign woman, the emissionaries are coming to vacation in our town again, please give us strength...

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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....

See baptists, missionaries, environment, litter, iphone


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