What is Emmaism?
1.
An extraordinary expression that attempts to capture the upbeat lifestyle of white, American, teenage girls living in the northern states. Emmasisms are often normal words with happy-sounding prefixes/suffixes added on. There are *NO* negative Emmaisms, because Emma doesn't use negative words, except for "Stalkerspace" (aka Myspace).
kaedajnor - "Good Lord... the Gome and Pansy just said another Emmaism. Schamazing karma!"
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2.
Religion that comes in realy handy, for example in P.E, when your teacher yells at you to take the bow out of your hair for health and safety reasons, you say "sorry but no. It is religious ornamentation" they respond with "what religion would that be?" and you say "emmaism, its the new christianity"
In our new politicaly correct society, said teacher would be unable to deny that emmaism exists, for that could be called spiritual intolerence, and may deserve a ticking off!
(does not always work-some teachers are just wankers)
P.E teacher: Emma, remove those bracelets, we are playing cricket today, and you are a health hazard!
Me: Nope sorry, its religious ornamentation, i'm practicing Emmaism.
P.E teacher: Fine, leave them on. (to self) bloody hate that child
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