What is Emmy Vanity?
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An up and coming porn star that will soon win the worlds attention.
She loves to do scenes on playgrounds and in igloos.
Is also a big fan of fluffy zebra print handcuffs.
Will make all your minds go boom.
EV fan #1: " dude! Did you see the new Emmy Vanity video?!"
EV fan #2: " hell yeah! The igloo thing was hot! Wish I was that lucky"
EV fan #1: " yea, but at least we still get to watch"
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A moo moo like garment used by overweight women to hide their massive stomachs and buldging knee caps.
That bitch wasn't thin, she..
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(verb): to have sex before marriage
Most religions say that women should not play house.
See Flora
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To live together, have kids to..
