Emo Baby

What is Emo Baby?


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a small child dressed like an emo because their property-obsessed, zinfandel-drinking, Espace-driving, D+G hunting parents think it's cute, and besides, Bethany and Aloysius have brought their child the same miniature reproductions of the designer tat most depressing..ive teens buy, but at forty times the price.

'oh do tell me where little Ozymandis got the Gerard Way 'do'

'i had to have Al Opecia do it. a snip at £260'

'i'll send my little ones there too. he looks quite the emo baby!'

'you know Jocasta, they might even start cutting themselves!'

'YA! YA! *snort*'

See emo, sloane


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