Emo Fag Edit Meaning

1.

The Top Ten Identifiers of an emo fag:

1a. Black hair that is engineered to look messy and greasy (though not spiky enough to be "punk") and must cover at least 60% of the face. Note: Do not confuse this with a much broader range of stupid looking, messy on purpose hair, usually belonging to a scenester.

1b. If the hair is not ridiculously greasy and/or black, the hair is preened in some ridiculously outdated and hideous style, that, again, must cover at least 60% of the face.

2. Girl's jeans. My personal theory is that they wear these pants to accentuate their genitalia, but as we all know that emo fags never have any use for their genitalia

3a. A very tight argyle sweater, even in the summer time.

3b. A very tight T-shirt, maybe a girl's "babydoll" T-shirt, usually adorned with a picture of a band that is very hard to listen to.

4. Extreme skinniness, not natural thinness, but more of an emaciated form, almost as if they are too sad to eat.

5. An uncomfortable looking scarf, even in hot weather. Usually in some ironic, plaid or striped pattern.

6. (Optional) Trite box-frame glasses, used to make said emo fag look intellectual. In many cases, these glasses are non-prescription. If in any event you discover that an emo fag you see is wearing glasses they do not need, it is policy to grab and destroy these, preferrably in front of him and his emo fag friends.

7. Converse All-Star shoes, mainly black (and sometimes they will spend extra money to get the kind with black rubber), but some presistent emo fags will go out of their way to purchase this style of shoe in some garish pastel color off the Internet. They will 9 times out of 10 be in pristine condition (due to having 15 pairs), save for some Sharpie markings, usually some band name, or ridiculous lyrics.

8. A black leather belt with some form of metal stud worn around the beltline, but stupidly enough not threaded through the belt loops.

9. (Optional) Cliche tattoos/piercings, including a Cal Star (aka Nautical Star), lobe plugs (usually not ridiculously big like those body mod freakshows who don't like dealing with that pesky job market), barbed wire. Note: Some emo fags are too young to get piercings or tattoos, so they just tell everyone about what they're going to get. Sadly enough, this trend will have passed by the time they are old enough to get mutilated.

10. Really bad taste.

If you've been at a college in the last 3 years, you know what I'm talking about.

2.

A person that listens to emo. The dress in tight jeans, scarves, have messy hair (it's supposed to be like that) and they wear girl's skinny-fit tshirts. May or may not have box glasses. Has a lip piercing off-centre. Normally very skinny. They are in touch with their feminine side (read: vagina) and cry when people die in soap operas. Apparently, it makes them more 'vulnerable' and 'emotional.'

Shut the hell up, you emo fag.

You listen to emo, fag.

Listening to emo has turned you into a bitch. Make me a sandwich and get me a beer, emo fag.

3.

-Very depressed and complain about how crappy their life is, yet they never do anything about it but complain.

-Shop at either rediculously expensive stores, or rediculously cheap stores (aka Thrift Stores).

-Wear everything a size too small to make themselves look like a faggot (reason why they called emo faggot).

-I pretty much like to call it the straight man's way of dressing gay, although some emo faggots are actual ones.

Emo Fag thinks to himself, i have to go to the restroom. He walks into the restroom and goes to unzip his pants. His pants have been sucessfully unzipped, although the tough part about it is, actually pulling them down to take your piss, if this happens to you, you must be an EMO FAG!

See Tim

4.

An emo fag is a self-hating, constantly depressed homo. For some reason, said emo fag thinks that songs about killing themselves is good music. Then theres the emos who think their "hardcore". There is no such thing as a hardcore emo. Deal with it faggots. Emo fags also usually use the term "hardcore" to describe anything they think is cool. Usually what an emo thinks is cool really isnt. They also wear girl pants, eyeliner, and do anything else a fag would do.

emo fag 1: "Hey man lets go listen to the new hawthorn heights album and cry and slit our wrists!"

emo fag 2: "yeah! i bet if we cut our wrists we will get more attention!"

emo fag 1: "Then after we do that we can spend a few hours putting on makeup and doing our hair"

emo fag 2: "yeah then we can try on your little sisters pants and take some hardcore pictures of us being depressed!"

See emo, fag, gay, hardcore, suicide

5.

Someone who epitomises the sappy and gay elements of regular demographics such as goths, teen boppers, punkers, skaters, surfers, etc.

Emo fag: My girlfriend, Janie, blocked me on Yahoo!IM. I knew she blocked me 'coz she was on AIM, but she didn't know I knew that. This makes me sad like the time my Taking Back Sunday signed skateboard was run over. I think I might take some Sudafed to help me bring and end to this life.

6.

Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.

emo fag: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"

See emo, emo bitch, emo fag, fagwhore, asspurse

7.

People in this day of society who suffer from bad cases of Emo. These emo kids have many signs which lead us to think they are emo fags.

They: cut themselves, hate themselves, hate everyone else, they are miserable, depressed etc. shop at thrift stores and often think they are punk

me- hey reid look at that stupid emo fag

reid- haha ya stupid emo fag

emo fag- Shmmaaaa i hate myself *slits wrist*

me- buy records. not tissues. fag!

See Adam