What is Emo Glasses?
1.
Thick, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses that make women look incredibly sexy
"That girl in the emo glasses is so fucking hot; I just want to blow my load all over them."
2.
Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.
"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"
3.
Very ugly, thick, black glasses worn by
Look at that guy with the emo glasses, he listens to trendy crap music.
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4.
Thick framed geek glasses. Buddy Holly wore these. Just because I wear them doesn't mean I'm emo! So don't judge a person by their glasses.
Emokid: Are you emo, because you're wearing emo glasses.
Me: Hell no.
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5.
A type of black-framed glasses often worn by
Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.
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thick black rimmed glasses that marose emo kids tend to wear. Mine rock my world.
That emo kid is wearing emo glasses.
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B.B.W.G other words..
Big Black Welfare Glasses.
The glasses given to poor kids in the 70's that we're made popular by "emo" kids.
That kid is wearing Emo Glasses