Emo Grandpa

What is Emo Grandpa?

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An avergage mediocre teenage girl who sucks at playing Guitar Hero (or Drunk Mormon for that matter), trips on a daily basis, uses catch phrases such as "STTHHOP RACHEL STTTOP!!!!!" or "Kansas is apart of the Four Corners", climbs on top of the Red Rock Ranch sign and shouts out random neighbors cause she's a bad ass, and can't even remember how she got the nick name "Emo Grandpa Numero Uno" or "Emo Grandpa Numbero Dos".

Did you know that Emo Grandpa Number One is gonna be made into a vodka?!?

YAA BOI!!!!!!! BUST OPEN PATTY AND MARV'S BUDLIGHT AND WINE WHILE YOUR AT IT!!!!!
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