Emo Haters

What is Emo Haters?


1.

There aren't actually that many emo haters. Those that really are tend to be hardcore metal or punk types who believe that emo music has bastardized and ripped off their genre. Even then, thats more towards the music than the emos themselves.

The reason emos accuse people of being emo haters is that they either:

a) have a victim complex, and want to make it seem that their life is difficult, when in fact it is not, or

b)they want to be seen as so non conformist and rebellious that there are groups of people dedicated to hating them.

Actually, the majority of people don't care. No, we don't think you emos are original, and that goes for both your style and music which are both incredibly derivative. But that doesn't mean we are all the homophobic arrogant emo death wishers you wish us to be.

Those who do speak of emo holocausts/genocides probably have way to much time on their hands, and shouldn't be taken seriously. Do you know how many people hated on the original punks of the 70s? Do you know how much shit the Sex Pistols got? But they didn't bitch about it anywhere NEAR as much as you people do.

I mean come on guys. There's a war on. Several wars. And genocides and famines, not to mention global poverty or the AIDs epedemic. So emos, take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourselves...is life really that bad?

Emo: Why do you hate us? Emo haters!

Punk 1: I don't hate you. I'm fucking bored of you. You aren't worthy of my hate.

Emo: Why do you hate us?

Punk 2: Look, just piss off.

Emo: See, you hate us and our whole subculture. You ignorant homophobe!

Punk 2: Are you on crack?

Emo: Why do you hate us?

Punk 3: Eh?

Emo: It's people like you that make our lives so difficult. We don't all cut you know! That's a stereotype.

Punk 3: I really don't give a fuck. No one does. Get over yourselves.

Emo: OMG you are discrimating against us! Emos are the new blacks!

Punk 3: Did you seriously just compare a largely middle class teenage subculture with several million people living all over the world, connected (in your eyes)only by their skin pigmentation? You racist little shit!

Emo: .....

See do, something, productive, space

2.

kids who don't understand emo kids, but see that they attract more attention from girls, so they emo haters become jeoulus, and have nothing to make fun of them for but calling thm gay or suicidal

not all emo kids cut

only the stupid ones

not all emo kids are gay

only the ones who like penis

i think people should calm down

and stop making fun of these kids

who you don't even understand

"look at that kid, with the girl pants, such a fag. haha"

3.

just about anybody, next thing ya know emos will start cursing their own existance and blame god for being born an emo, and become emo haters themselves. Ritualisticly writing "i hate you i hate you i hate you" on their bathroom mirrors with the blood of their pinky coz they're too pussy to actually get themselves to cut their wrists

emo:*mumbling to himself like the fucktard he is "the pain of eternal darkness bursts from my heart like the zit puss of a melancholy one-eyed, one-legged, one-balled cockroach"

,*bumps into another guy coz he's too busy decaying with sorrow.

guy: watch it fag.

emo:*takes the remark like a stab to the heart and starts noticing today's field of negative emotions surrounding his lonely entity from emo haters all across the galaxy and begins to attempt stabbing his ear with a pencil that is unluckily unsharpened then begs for death to take his lowly existance and acknowledges his infiriority

...its about time pal, join the fucking club

See emo, emo hater, emo fag, emo boy, emo girl, fucktard


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