Emo Magic

What is Emo Magic?


1.

a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males dick fall off. the result of the of the dick falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight "emo boy" pants.

EMO MAGIC

hello Doctor

I'm in quite a rut

my life is crumbling

I feel like giving up

theres this thing called Emo magic

it's really quite a fright

First it made my dick fall off

then my pants grew tight

My hair was blond

but now thats gone

changed to a shiny shade of black

it's even blotchy in the back

Now my friends all hate me

my girlfriend calls me names

this bandana makes my head sweat

and my balls are really strained

I not quite sure what to do

I was hoping you could help

Please write me back

I need you Dr. Felp!!!

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