Emo Theory

What is Emo Theory?

The Theory that you don't have to dress in all black to be emo, you just have to be gay.

The emo theory has as much truth to it as the law of gravity.

See emo gay, gay

Beardtoucher

1. A chick (or a dude) that really digs guys with full bushy beards. From the 1970s movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"..

Goose Drowner

1. An extremely intense rain storm. Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner. See flood, storm, hurricane, rain..

Zeus's Beard

1. adj. How aweful, what a suprise By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident See aweful, suprise, sho..

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