Emo Types

What is Emo Types?


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Despite popular belief there are different types of Emo.

The very first kind of Emo was back in the 80's(where Emo started). The looked mostly like punk bands of the time, but evolved to the genre know as grunge(the grunge look was the original Emo look). Now extinct.

The second kind of Emo, Know as the "Second wave," is Emo you see in early bands like Good Charlotte, Green day, My Chemical Romance, A Fire Inside. This is all before 2000.

The "Third Wave" of Emo, Known as Scene, appeared around 1997. first they came in small numbers but now control the world. All "good" music is Emo music. No rumors about Emos are actually true. Due to the fact that everyone of them are different in many ways.

within the Third wave there are some more types.

Poser:

Often between the ages of 8-12. Talks about how sad they are just to try and fit in with other Emos.

Myspace Whore:

Emos that have many "Friends" on myspace, but few in real life. All pictures are usually photoshoped or faked in some way.

The Screamo:

Listens to heavy Emo music, Metal, GrindCore, Black Metal, and will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to fight him. Ofter seen with a Hot Emo chick.

Fat Emo:

Also See poser Emo. Although it is a little mean. Scene is part of perfection, and the view have to be sexy. All ugly and/or fat emos are posers to real Scene kids.

Emo-Goth:

Douchebag. Either a goth you tries to be Emo or vice-versa. You can only be one.

Perfect Scene:

Hot, usually a girl, who is perfect in every way(only emos can achieve perfection). Also Known as "plastic emos." Always between the age of 18-24 being the "Scene" life span.

What ever Emo there is They all die before the age of 30. Well they grow out of the Fad.

Douche rapper "wa ah ya 'pose to be."

Scene "...I am emo. Learn the Emo types!"

Douche rapper "NAGA WAA!"

See types, emo, naga, waa


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