Emoetry

What is Emoetry?


1.

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood

My tears a forlorn ship

Drowning, sinking

Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away

My deep soul brooding

Yet death's whisper

Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

See emo, poetry, teenager, whiny, punk

2.

Emo+Poetry=Emoetry. A term for self-centered emo poetry that isn't really worth reading.

My lastest work of emoetry:

Lyk no1 understandz meh

and I s1t in da bl0ody roses

crying blo0dy em0 tearz

cutcutcutcut

bluddy roses

cutcutcutcut

im s0 em0

em0t3ar

See emo, emo poetry, emoicide, goth, cutter

3.

Those shitty poems emo pricks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.

the knife cuts,

the world darkens,

and i cry alone,

cuz my 2 week girlfriend

left me.


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