Emoil

What is Emoil?


1.

An e-mail] with emotional ("emo]") content. Most often, emoils come from sentimental ex-lovers.

The hyphen that is frequently included in the word "e-mail" is omitted in the word "emoil" so as not to interrupt the spelling of "emo" at the beginning.

College girl to friend: "Ugh, Brad just sent me another pathetic emoil. He's an idiot if he thinks he has a chance. Can't he see how much hotter my new boyfriend is?"

TA to professor: "Would you talk to the student who keeps sending me emoils about wanting an extension on the paper? I know her whole family just got killed in a fire, but she should still be able to meet deadlines."

Worker to co-worker: "He's totally gonna fire me for the crack cocaine incident. Maybe I should try sending him an emoil."

See emo, email, e-mail, emocore, electronic mail


64

Random Words:

1. a dark hariy cumguzzling thundercunt with the attitude of a scummy, fat greek She wouldn't kiss him because he was a Josmer. See ..
1. One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche. You..
1. A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos. The professor became irate at a student w..