Emolexia

What is Emolexia?


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you can't read emo stuff, see emo stuff, or comprehend emo things, people, or pictures. it happens to alot of people that are really happy all the time. sometimes emophobes get this.

Bob: did you see george cutting himself in history class today?

Dave: what? no. i think I have emolexia.

Bob: oh. that sucks.

See emo, emorexia, dislexia, cutting, emu, emo bands


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