Emophiliac

What is Emophiliac?


1.

An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.

One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.

See emo, hemophiliac, emophile, republican, fucktard, emo footsoldier, seacrest

2.

One who enjoys emotional music and self mutilation to the point of uncontrollable bleeding.

"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"

"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."

See emo, hemophiliac, suicidal

3.

An Emo kid who only cuts themselves once...

"Tommy's cutting himself in the bathroom"

"OMG! he's Emophiliac!!!"

"haha... yeah..."

See emo, hemophiliac

4.

Someone who is obsessed, or likes other people to think they are obsessed, with being emo.

Derived from the word hemophiliac.

Oh my god Becky, that kid is a serious emophiliac.

See emo, cut, disease, freak, problems

5.

Someone who suffers from uncontrollable emotional leakage.

I was telling Matt his tight pants and black eyeliner make him look like a fag and he got all depressed on me, what an emophiliac.

See emo, fag, hemophiliac, pussy

6.

A fan of Emo Philips.

Being an emophiliac, I have all Emo Philip's CDs and have seen him 4 times in concert.

See comedian, comedy, funny, fan, fanatic


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