Emory

What is Emory?


1.

1. A private university in Atlanta, GA

2. A place where the Southmeets Long Island, all forms of Coke flow to the mighty Chattahoochee, where kids on financial aid meet those whose parents gave them a jag at 16, where the landscaping endowment is more than you'll make in a lifetime and everyone thinks they're smarter than you

3. A better school than Wash U

Harvard is the Emory of the North, y'all.

See AO

2.

1) Private university located in Atlanta, GA. that contains perhaps the highest concentration of JAPs outside the "island"; Long Island outside of Long Island

2) School filled with rich snobs who've never worked a day in their lives

3) adj -> rich, snobby

That jap just kept on blabbing on about her new prada shoes. She must go to Emory.

3.

A work-hard, play-hard school in ATL, and the most northern school you can find south of the mason-dixon line.

Yes, there are some long island brats at Emory, but they're easily avoidable, since they usually form cliques with stupid names (that no one else wants to be in) anyway!

See atl, university, awesome

4.

Expensive private school in Atlanta Georgia. Difficult to get into. Many people apply just to say they got accepted, then go to a state university saying they'd rather stay closer to home

Emory is like unprotected sex - you're glad you got in but mad that you came.

See alex

5.

An elite "Southern" university attended by smart, liberal, rich kids...who weren't smart, liberal or rich enough to get into Brown. The school is noted for its diverse student body, who represent not only Nassau County, but Westchester and Fairfield Counties, as well. Studies have shown that more Jews visit Emory annually than the Western Wall. The cost of attendance nears $100K a year ($40K for tuition, room and board; $40k for new 325i; and $20K for coke and Prada allowance). Famous alums include Newt Gingrich, Kenneth Cole and Wolf Blitzer's daughter.

Druid Hills wife: "Those damned Emory heathens and their blaring hippity-hop music!"

Druid Hills husband: "I'm dead. Are you enjoying the $65 million and five-person, all-negro staff I bequeathed you, you irascible bitch?"

See brown, jews, westchester, prada

6.

Where girls drip in Juicy and Prada, and the guy wear Diesel a lotta.

Where Beast and Everclear are considered the best, fake ID's aren't put to the test.

Ohhmygawdd, did you see her? She is such an Emory girl.

7.

a prestigious, private university in atlanta, georgia, often considered a southern ivy and has a beautiful campus

person 1: where do you go to school?

person 2: emory

person 1: really? that's a great school

See emory, private, southern, prestigious


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