What is Emory Goggles?
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1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."
Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
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