Emory Goggles

What is Emory Goggles?

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.

2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.

3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.

Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.

See emory, girls, beer, frat

Fresh Wig?

1. The act of having a new hair doo or the maintenice of a pre- existing hair style. (Girl walks in the room) Boy: Fresh wig? Girl: Yea ..

Zitatious

1. when somone is so zitty that when you look at them, you cant help to call them "zitatioius" man 1 turns around and nuges man ..

Doing A Bullet

1. Doing a one year sentence in jail My man mike is doing a bullet up in rikers. See doing, a, bullet, jail, sentence..

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