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A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".
"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be...
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A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.
Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is fille..
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While still a decent school, the opening of Westview has all but destroyed its athletics program.
"Holy crap. Mt. Carmel's fo..