Emoslutmuffin

What is Emoslutmuffin?

Describes either of the following:

1. an attractive emo guy/girl

2. one who always whines about how the entire school thinks he/she is a whore

1. "Would you look at that guy's hair and 7-jeans! What an emoslutmuffin!"

2. Girl: "Just because I slept with the entire football team doesn't make me a whore! Right?!?"

Mother: "No sweety, so quit crying like an emoslutmuffin!"

See emo, slutmuffin, slut, whore, muffin

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