Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

Sportscoat

1. the temporary male companion of a woman whose husband or boyfriend is incarcerated Ty got out and whipped his sportscoat ass...

Louisville, Kentucky

1. 1. The most awesome city in Kentucky 2. The largest city in Kentucky Dude, you're from Louisville, Kentucky! That makes you AWESO..

Yogin'

1. when so in love, one is willing to buy a yogen früz ice-cream for their "other half" Kevin, Luchi's got you whipped! You..

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