Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

Yucky Boat

1. Substitute for all sexually transmitted diseases God damn bitch gave me a yucky boat See Josh..

Poop Nipple

1. A nipple that has been dipped in a pile of poop. I just got a fucking poop nipple!! My nipple is covered in shit! See nip, poop, ween..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

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