Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

Ovns

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Office Putter

1. it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in onc..

Up Periscope

1. A long neck, usually one that is at least twice as long as the person's face. The neck can be used in self-defense to strangle onc..

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