Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

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Exploade

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Gold Fishin'

1. When you are taking her from behind SO HARD that her eyes are popping out like a gold fish! Ron was fucking her so hard when I entered ..

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