Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

Turded

1. when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it. my friend took a crap and just left it t..

Raging Scorpion

1. (SEX POSITION) When a guy is having anal sex with a woman (or man) and they both walk. While they are walking, the man in back, who is u..

Jola

1. meaning "no way" or "ha, not" or "joke" "Are you going to the game Friday?" "Jola! I&apos..

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