Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

Doodybomb

1. dropping a giant bomb of doody in the toilet "Hey? Who dropped the doodybomb in the bathroom?" See poop, shit, feces, toilet..

Customer Is Always Right

1. 1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and th..

Deskticle

1. The newer variation of a cubicle that uses one desk connected so that you and a co-worker share. It is supposed to improve communication..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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