Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?


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When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic


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