Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

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1. 1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard 2) a combination of bastard and retard *often used with comp..

Jostin

1. someone who is locked up / incarcerated in prison shit ma dude they got me jostin up in tha parish fo about a dime piece ya heard me. ..

Macinjobs

1. Techno-slur against Apple Computers. Combination of the words "Macintosh" and "Steve Jobs". It's a word for the..

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