Emosturbation

What is Emosturbation?

When an emo kid masturbates and uses his tears and/or mascara as a lubricant.

After being dumped by his girlfriend Rod went home and hoped an emosturbation session would make him feel better.

See masturbate, emo, jerk off, masturbation, pathetic

Jinjie

1. one who incessantly argues You: "Jinjie, the earth is round." Jinjie: "Round is just relative." See jinjie, sunny..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

T.r.e.

1. Stands for: Total Rectal Evacuation Unlike a normal rectal evacuation, T.R.E refers to the complete evacuation of the human digestive s..

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