Emosuit

What is Emosuit?


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A new mode of dress for emotional liberals. It usually involves one or more pieces from a traditional three-piece suit, like a vest or slacks, worn with trendy emo bum-gharb (black pleather, pre-frayed crap, army boots, etc). When dressed in an emosuit, it looks like a child who went through their parent's closet to play dress-up, or an important person who lived in squalor wearing one suit for an entire year. It is a confused, irrelevant, and often amusing look that, for the wearers, is "dressing up."

Roommate 1: Can i borrow your suit vest?

Roommate 2: You don't want to wear the rest of the suit?

Roommate 1: No, i'm just going to wear the vest over my t-shirt with these jeans and dress flops...

Rommate 2: Thats stupid, you look like a clown, fool...

Roommate 1: SHUT UP! MY EMOSUIT IS AWESOME, FAHK, NO ONE UNDERSTANDE ME!! :(

See emo, vest, slacker, bum


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