What is Emotenuse?
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Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
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when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.
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To sleep without underwear.
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