Emoticontradiction

What is Emoticontradiction?

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!

Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S

Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

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