Emotional Vomit

What is Emotional Vomit?


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The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whiningabout stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both

person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off

See bitching, complaining, whining


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