Emotitarded

What is Emotitarded?

A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.

i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How do you make that smiley face?" Response: "Are you emotitarded or what?"

See emoticon, retarded, email, smiley face

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