What is Emotowel?
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Though this may have another name, this is the not-so new trendy fashion accessory for those who feel like the whole world really is just against them (they're probably right). This may be some sort of symbiotic approach, emo kids have a new pointless accessory from the deaths of American-troop-supported Muslims, and the teatowels have a new reason to live.
*jumps at emokid, tears off his emotowel, wrestles it to the ground*
Me: Phew, you're lucky, it was going for your neck.
Stereotypical Emo Kid: Oh, I hadn't noticed, was too busy reminiscing about how everyone hates me. Maybe I'll go write a song or a poem about it now...
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shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth
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Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, a..
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It's the red alert when an ugly chick moves into your hood.
Hey Bro - Did you see that Suzie moved out and now Cyndi Lauper's..
