Emotowel

What is Emotowel?


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Though this may have another name, this is the not-so new trendy fashion accessory for those who feel like the whole world really is just against them (they're probably right). This may be some sort of symbiotic approach, emo kids have a new pointless accessory from the deaths of American-troop-supported Muslims, and the teatowels have a new reason to live.

*jumps at emokid, tears off his emotowel, wrestles it to the ground*

Me: Phew, you're lucky, it was going for your neck.

Stereotypical Emo Kid: Oh, I hadn't noticed, was too busy reminiscing about how everyone hates me. Maybe I'll go write a song or a poem about it now...

See neckscarf, something


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