Empacher

What is Empacher?


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A rowing boat, distinguished by its yellow hull: the stiffness and quality of which, like K-Settle's banana-buddy depends on age:

an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.

an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit

Imagine a crew rowing on the 30th June, 2004, in an empacher built at 20:00, 30th June, 1999

19:59 - With this uberempacher, we are assured of victory

20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken


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