Emperor Mao

What is Emperor Mao?


1.

The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards.

What's with Sarah's eyes?

Oh, I gave that slut the Emperor Mao last night.

See Bruce Lee


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