Emperor's New Jocks

What is Emperor's New Jocks?

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

See upskirt, underwear, commando

Keybang

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Fat Pipe

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Status Rape

1. On Facebook, when one person's status becomes an entire conversation, often bitching about a certain assignment. Person A sets sta..

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