Emperor's New Jocks

What is Emperor's New Jocks?

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

See upskirt, underwear, commando

Schloaked

1. when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!! See schlong, schlort, soaked..

Perioded

1. When a girls leaves some of her period stuff on you or on something. She wasn't wearing a tampon and she perioded all over my leg...

Zumboed

1. When outdoor writer Jim Zumbo wrote a piece on his weblog that was derogatory towards semi-automatic rifles used in the context of varmi..

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