What is Empire Smurf Building?


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A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.

Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.

See hung, meat, horse, cock, rod


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