What is Empire Umpire?
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Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!
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