Empirei Edit Meaning

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. The official title of a loser or homosexual. Also; one who enjoys the act(s) of giving and/or recieving a CJ. "That hoobus kid is ..

1. A term used to indicate one's good fortune in having 'beating someone else to it'. "Ahhh I'm glad I got here f..