Employee Discount

What is Employee Discount?

1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.

2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.

1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"

Friend: "I'd say 20%."

2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"

-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."

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