What is Employee Of The Month?


1.

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

See jerk, loser, lamer, punk

2.

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

See employee, loser, ass, jerk, butmunch

3.

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend

Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?

Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

See masturbate, girlfriend, hand, employee, Dr.Pepper

4.

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!


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