Employment Officer

What is Employment Officer?

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'

'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

Negative Paper

1. Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file. Ah shit man, you shouldn&..

Aromacide

1. When you spray an insanely large amount of air freshener/cologne/perfume/etc. to be rid of some scent whether it be good or not. Usuall..

Gogdog

1. To orgasm. The act of ejaculating. Damn it! You GogDogged on my face! You should've fucking told me! See gogdog, orgy, sex, orgas..

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