Emporium

What is Emporium?


1.

A store that contains many different items. (Food,clothes,and collectibles etc.) Such as a market.

That new emporium had everything i needed.

See store, items, everything

2.

County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancyrates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.

Emporium has the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

See cameron, elks, pennsylvania


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