Empressov

What is Empressov?

The empress of vaseline and all its glorified and storied uses. Also an impressively snarky bitch.

Empressov prepares to slather on the lubricant which shall ensure full coverage of all appendages.

See empress, vaseline, bitch, lubrication

Compblumpkin

1. The act of receiving oral sex whilst your woman drops a deuce. It is a compromise blumpkin; you smell her shit and she blows you. Rach..

Crisps

1. British for the American word 'chips'. My favorite crisps are sour cream and onion. See kitsch 2. Are tasty and edible I ..

Nothing Ass Nigga

1. a guy who is broke and lazy but thinks that he is that guy. Juan I don't need you anyway, you ole' nothing ass nigga. See lo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Empressov Edit Meaning