Empressov

What is Empressov?

The empress of vaseline and all its glorified and storied uses. Also an impressively snarky bitch.

Empressov prepares to slather on the lubricant which shall ensure full coverage of all appendages.

See empress, vaseline, bitch, lubrication

Polishing My Helmet

1. giving someone a B.J.(blow job) nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap See helmet, polish, hoe, aigh..

Runte

1. a guy that can slipstream his genitlia into a butera The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a r..

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

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