Empressov

What is Empressov?


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The empress of vaseline and all its glorified and storied uses. Also an impressively snarky bitch.

Empressov prepares to slather on the lubricant which shall ensure full coverage of all appendages.

See empress, vaseline, bitch, lubrication


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