Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Yeahburg

1. A dodgy hamburger made from halal made from god knows what! "2 yeahburgs coming right up!" See halal, burger, meat, dodge..

W0rd.

1. This is used as a synonym for "agreed", "for sure", "sure", "fo shizzle". The '0' in &..

Varial Heelflip

1. when doing a varial, or pop shuvit, you also do a heelflip, which is the oppisite of a kickflip "dude i just did a varial heelflip..

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