Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Nunes

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Idoit

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Swipe Snipe

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