Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

2 Gryphon

1. 2 Gryphon, famous for ranting and his comedy stand ups at fur meets. He has a website, where every Sunday night he puts out 2sense. Has ..

Either / Or Game

1. A game usually played when bored or horny, the game involves naming who you would rather shag. The rules are as follows. Person A thinks..

Myspack

1. Otherwise known as 'myspace' 'Oh god, myspack is playing up again..' 'Good Old Myspack..' See myspack, ..

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