Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

7 F's

1. Find them French them Feel them Finger them Fuck them Forget them Forever I did the big 7 f's last night See find, french, ..

Pubkac

1. Problem Usually Between Keyboard And Chair You can't access your e-mail? File it as PUBKAC and go home. See user error 1. Probl..

Ewokmyweewok

1. Meens suck my dick slap my wang make me pancakes read my story anything like that, bitch hey faggot come here and ewok my weewok ..

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