Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Rotbomcl

1. Rolling On The Back Of My Chair Laughing A more truthful alternative for rofl or rotfl, seeing as no one really rolls on the flo..

W.c.

1. W.C. translates directly to Water Closet; it means “The Toilet”. Mostly only stupid people are unaware of this fact, but seeing as I am ..

1-800-clocks

1. Synonym for blunder or anachronism. One of the bigger fact-check ommisions or common sense blunders in movie-making history, as displaye..

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