Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Summert

1. some-er-t midlands slang for something, often used it nottinghamshire areas. i duno, i think its number ten or summert. I'm bor..

Beveraging

1. The consumption of alcohol, usually beer. My friends and I are going to the local Pub to do some beveraging. I have aquired a beveragi..

Nigguhjabbuh

1. anything spoken by Nigras, blacks, negroids, pickies, kulluds, or Neeeeegroes. Redundant Holy sheeeet, I am mortified, that nigra is a..

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