Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Zad

1. usually the shy type, commonly having a small penis (under 4 inches in length). That new guy is a total zad. See loser, fag, pussy, bi..

Yahtzee Sauce

1. A guy's cum after he masterbates. Yup. Oh shit. I got yahtzee sauce on my bed sheets. See masterbate, cum, jizz, cream..

Ihtpp

1. i have to pee pee George: Hey man, brb, ihtpp Mark: You have to what? George: I have to pee pee, same thing as ihtp Mark: ...Oh... k..

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