Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

53k5

1. 1. Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire 2. Greatly apealing or intersting Shannon kelly is so 53k5!! See hot, sexy, cool, arou..

Vampbies

1. 1. The combination of the words Vampire and Babies. 2. Generally the result when vampires feed on baby blood. 3. The creatures that li..

Glass Splash

1. The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it. Me: Get back here! I'm gonna..

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