Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Fahren

1. The sexy supermodle whom everyone loves and cares for! Wow! your almost as sexy as Fahren! See sexy, dogs, cats, bubble, hi, bob, the,..

I Thumped Her Pumpkin

1. This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version. Exa..

W00t Pwned

1. w00t pwned: an expression used when a person has been pwned infront of an audience or a few people. Usually humiliating "Oh man di..

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