Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Ambey

1. a pot smokin', dick rippin', pokemon lovin', cannibalistic, ninja. "That Ambey just pulled the craziest shit!"..

Underbite

1. when you're making out with a chick, and you slide your hands down her pants and pinch her bare ass. UNDERBITE!!! see the intrude..

Umbrellaphant

1. Main Entry: 1 Um-brel-la-phant Pronunciation: Function: noun ,verb, adverb Date: was first Used in a book "The Drawers" ..

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