Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

You're Doing It! / You Did It Again!

1. a noncommittal critique of one's film directed towards the creator of the lackluster piece of artwork used to reassure them with a ..

Awesomist

1. A person who thinks that everything is going to be awesome Are you a pesimist or an optimist? Neither, I'm an awesomist. See awes..

Longshot

1. When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot. When you try to guess a result of ..

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