Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

435

1. The 435 area code encompasses all of Utah outside the Wasatch front; that is, the Salt Lake, Ogden, and Provo metropolitan areas. Other ..

Mentos

1. A mint of some sort that grants you to get away with any little crime. (As shown in most of it's ads) Me: *ran the speed limit, wa..

2-faced

1. a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc. S..

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