Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Semme

1. Contraction for "send me", in the same manner as "give me"=gimme and "want to"=wanna, "send me"=..

Quitter

1. someone who gives up on something He wanted to give up smoking but didn't want to be known as a quitter. See quit, give up, desis..

Procrastiblog

1. 1. verb To write or comment on blogentries as a means of avoiding other activities. 2. noun An overly long blogentry that takes up so..

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