Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Zanoosh

1. When you are fucking a girl in the asshole, then you feel the need to take a piss. Since there's no where else to go, you piss into..

N'zogbia

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Farway

1. When You Think A Girl Looks Hot farway But when you get Up close Shes So Fucking Ugly Dude 1:She's A Farway. Dude 2:What You Mean..

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