Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Baulbus

1. A large, roud, somewat swollen....bumb. That guys nose is a baulbus!!! See lump, swollen, bulb, grande, nose..

Emolicious

1. Used to positively describe emo music or hott people who dress like they listen to emo music. Wow, Dan! Those tight almost girl-like pa..

D.b.g

1. Double Boob Grab Surprise her with a D.B.G O.M.G he totally D.B.G'd me See boobs, grab, tits, double, fun..

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