Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Cumchops

1. Someone who likes their face being ejaculated apon. 'I wouldn't kiss her on the cheeks when you greet her, she's a propp..

Full Body Shot

1. a picture of oneself that includes the entire body. this is for on-line conversation purposes as to know whether your conversation partn..

Teabegger

1. One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge. The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teaba..

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