Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Zeophyte

1. A member of the online message board of Zeo. Most Zeophytes like to act crazy, you'll seldom find one that's normal. See Jo..

Youbing

1. a word that can replace any verb in any sentence, but it is usually sexual. Kelly: so what's new? Jake: brb youbing. Kelly: tmi ..

The Black Widow

1. A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a womans hands. The women then tells the men to close his eyes. She then proceeds to throw his ej..

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