Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Scounder

1. Using flakes from ashy or peeling skin as anti lubricant in a sexual scenario. "She was so wet, I had to scounder just to get trac..

Zitch

1. (noun) A painful feeling on the bottoms of your feet. God, I've been walking around so long, that I've gotten a zitch. See p..

Coalish

1. Following George W. Bush wherever he may take us without questioning his morality, motivation or judgement. As our government coalish, ..

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