Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Imvisible

1. The state of being "invisible" to other people on your Instant Message ( IM ) service. Logging on to an Instant Message ( I..

Omgwtfurmom

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Lob The Rocket

1. Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex. In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to ..

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