Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Driving Commando

1. When you take a very necessary risk by driving without your licence (for whatever reason) "Damn if that 5-0 books me i'm fuck..

Jesus'd

1. To achieve something so godly or rare that in your moment of victory you expel the very spirit of Jesus Christ all over your opponent or..

Exsplashiate

1. bragging; talking shit; showing off (best spoken in a sentence with a West Indian accent) I got to exsplashiate about my new car! See ..

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