Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Leg Up

1. When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of ..

Spic-up

1. More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics. "Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty r..

Run-a-muck

1. To cause trouble or to create mischief. Hey guys, do you have the eggs and paintball guns so that we can run-a-muck tonight?..

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