Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Eh Schmeh

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Juggalow

1. A juggalo who is a midgetor is very short. That 4'3" guy with the painted face is about the same size as his 2 liter of Faygo..

Riconculous

1. Something beyond stupid. So retarded, you don't even want to know. Term coined by Zakk Wylde. Howard Dean's yell was fuckin r..

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