Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Unasleep

1. Not to be confused with awake, it's a bit like undead. Same level of speech and cognitive reasoning. Think living, breathing zombie..

Lelly

1. Shortened form of the name "Lesley" There Lelly goes again, talking about music no one cares about anymore See lelly, lesley..

Efficient

1. A word to describe an attractive woman. Normally with a small build/frame. Guy 1: (normally in an Asian voice) Ah, very efficient. Guy..

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