Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Vatsan

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Vex

1. annoyed, irritated that girl vexes me so much 2. 7.0% alcohol hard limonade, apperently only avalible in Canada. Comes in a variety o..

Pin Cushioned

1. An orgy with a 5:1 Guy:Girl ratio. Can be done with skinny girls, but much easier with fat girls. Martha liked having a boyfriend, but ..

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