What is Empty Promises?
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When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.
The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.
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1. A way to say hello via the internet to a friend.
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1. Result of when one pisses themself
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