Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Jock Martin

1. Jock Martin is a fictional astronaut in the book "Ogen van tijgers" by Tonke Dragt. Jock Martin ziet overal ogen – ook de onz..

Phalynx

1. An extremly talented counter-strke player. a person who is good at everything and gets all the ladies. That phalynx sure is good at CS...

Illchay

1. word used mainly by lads to say chill "illchay adlay" "lets illchay on the ouchcay adlay" See chill, chillax, cal..

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