Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

3 Diz

1. relating to a 3 sum quick fling. i met ammy at the party. was a good time. it got even better when her sister came in and then we had a..

Emptycar

1. when someone thinks they are really cool, by buying a car that is way too big for someone their age, hoping it will get them some friend..

W00tification

1. a noun form of w00t or w00tage OMG, I li3kk S0000 Pwn3d ur n00b but7, TH@t W@$ a w00tification!..

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