Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Vagine Garofalo

1. An adjective used to describe a whipped, wussy, or scared male friend. "dude i don't want to play football it's too cold..

Cellemma

1. When your cell phone disconnects in mid conversation and ruins your potential date Example: My cell phone disconnected 3 time during on..

Jtty

1. In chat-speak it means "Just to tell you" Girl 1: Hey whats up? Girl 2: jtty I cant make it to the movies...=( Girl 1: Ok n..

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