Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Erz

1. Random plural suffix added to words to make the sentence make no sence whatsoever. Prep#1: OmgshERZ I totallyerz wenterz to the maller..

Zim Hosein

1. The resident salad tosser on ATOT. He slyly uses the :beer; emoticon as a veiled attempt to lick your ass. Zim: :beer; Me: This is my ..

Orient

1. The word which most people mean when they say orientate. Turn the map over and orient it toward that landmark. See adjust, orientate, ..

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