Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Zoemg

1. a cooler version of the word "zomg" using the name Zoe "ZOEMG, u just got pwnd!" See zoe, zoemg, pwnge, awesome, z..

Propriety

1. Socially and morally acceptable behaviour Correct or appropriate behavior Proper young ladies always act with propriety and never tal..

U-lock

1. A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod tha..

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