Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Sejje

1. A homosexual that is overwhelmed with joy when presented the opportunity to sleep with countless men; The police brutally slayed the se..

Yaough

1. A combination of a yawn and a cough. A yaough almost caused me to suffocate. I didn't think you could do both at once. See yaw..

101 Damnations

1. Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust. "I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!" S..

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