Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Running Farts

1. Where you have to fart while you are running. When you fart, you can't stop farting. This is also caused when you have to fart and..

The Mitch

1. when in ur dorm room u begin to give someone to much to drink to the point of them shitting on themselves, then as they sleep they begin..

Fussicate

1. To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one sho..

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