Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Rose Fart

1. A gaseous excretion from the vagina. Often reffered to as a Queef or Vart, this burst of wind can happen often during or after intercour..

Zelos

1. one having disgusting pancake nipple breasts. omfg she showed me her boobs and she was a total zelos! See breasts, boobs, nasty, nippl..

Bitechnical

1. The state of being proficient with both Windows and Mac operating systems. He was forced to become bitechnical when his PC crashed and ..

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