Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Macdougals

1. Arrestingly large, round boobs, particularly in tight clothing, so that the fabric is stretched to maximum tension. Holy shit, look at ..

Z1g

1. A z1g is very similar to a n00b. It is a more harsh way to make fun of a n00b. If a n00b becomes excessivly n00bish they become a z1g. T..

Bolantay

1. A person with a sagging butt you have a bolantay behind See dave..

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