Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Dotche

1. Someone you want to torture; fuckface Dude, stop acting like such a dotche..

Lapatunieus

1. (1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. Th..

Tissue

1. your best friend when your nose needs some lovin'. "hello tissue. i'm sick. come here and give me some nose-lovin'...

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