Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Giavanna

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Ripping Bowls

1. to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed). dude, when can w..

Missile Cushion

1. The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and..

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