Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Zenify

1. v. The process by which one makes one's life less cluttered ie more zen. I am totally going to zenify my apartment this weekend. ..

Zar Neh

1. To show distaste; (noun) rookie 1: are you going DC's tonight bro? rookie 2: ZAR NEH See no, wtf, yehman, lol..

Zions Hill Baptist School

1. A Christianschool, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us. The guys a..

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