Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Xodlike

1. 1. A small yellow fruit grown in sub-tropical climates, often causes sudden urges for the carbonated beverage "Mountain Dew." ..

Dugout Dump

1. When someone takes a dump in a dugout on a baseball diamond. Person 1: What the hell is that sitting on the dugout? Person 2: Oh shit..

H4x0r3d

1. to be hacked y00 g0t h4X0r3d See albert 2. Owned, pwned, ggowned, burned, worked, schooled, de-nied, h4x3d, shut-down, smacked, etc...

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