Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Zelda Rap

1. The Zelda rap is in the very first Legend of Zelda commercial from the 80's. It features two stupid kids who can't act. One of..

Smdusf

1. Suck my dick ur so funny! Instead of using lol, lmao, and all those other shits, use smdusf. xocutiexo: that boy thot he could get w/ m..

Boy Girl

1. A girl who closely resembles a boy. also Girl boy, a boy who resembles a girl. Why is that boy wearing a skirt?..oh...its a boy girl. ..

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