Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

W33dz

1. this person usually kicks ass, is a pothead, and makes everyone laugh. OMG w33dz, thats to funny. See funny, w33dz, kicks, ass, pothea..

Zeussie

1. The coolest thing on the face of the earth, the, the only, ZEUSSIE. He can do everything, he can fly, he has X-Ray vision and he can pre..

Qat Face

1. annother word for crap face. or shit face. can also be used as some one being drunk or tipsy. thot up in math class. 1) shut up u stupi..

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