Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Magipoo

1. When your at school and you have to deuce at school and you look in the stall and a poo of massive size is chillin in the john. It is ap..

Hazin'

1. used as a substituted for 'wot u doing?' Person one-'yo yo, u ample? Wot ya hazin?' Person two-'nothin much, ..

Solipwned

1. The act or process by which one is owned in a game of solitaire. Person 1: OMGWTF dude, I thought solitaire was a one person game. Per..

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