Empty Promises

What is Empty Promises?

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

See masturbate, climax, anticlimax, anticlimatic

Impititus

1. The act of being an imp(little shit) or showing imp-like qualities. Jarrett: You're not my real brother; I hate you! Reid: I&apos..

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1. a fat boy who talks a lot and is very desperate for a girlfriend.also annoying and eats nonstop Bob:If you were stranded on an island w..

Otter Poppin'

1. When a gentleman has an erection and ejaculates all over a women's face. He is otter poppin' ......I saw this kid otter poppi..

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