What is Emtard?
1.
A little pubescent retard who likes stupid Eminem. A jr high school or middle school dork who says `Yo`, wears baseball caps on backwards, thinks Eminem songs which talk about beating women in the face and have lyrics about slitting the throat of a child are ``really cooool.`` A
``Yo. wasup. Eminem is duh gratest liricle genious evah!(sic) He Rockzzzzs!``
(Actually he raps; Eminem does not have the capability to sing or play any musical instrument, so he cant rock, but an Emtard doesn`know this.)
``He`soooo Real! He says just what I feeel! Emanem is dah bom!(sic) I love him! Ur just jellous``-An EmTard-
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2.
The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.
I just got of the phone with an emtard.
Their whole office is full of emtards.
That person is really emtarded.
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