What is Emu?
1.
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
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2.
Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK
I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity
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3.
One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.
You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?"
Emo: "It's called emo! Nobody understands! *cry*"
4.
a badass ostrich
That emu ruffles my feathers.
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5.
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
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6.
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.
I went to the zoo and saw an emu.
7.
A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.
Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*
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