What is Encare?
1.
The fucking sweetest shit for banging your girlfriend ever. Instead of shitty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of babies spewing out of her crotch, you shove this little pill in her vagina and in about 10 minutes shes all gooey and it stops your jiz from impregnating her ass. Condoms are for fucksticks like you. It owns.
My girlfriend uses encare every day, and so should yours dude.
Random Words:
1.
When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away.
"Did you fart?"..
1.
shoot him dead
This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Gun..
1.
1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.
I used my underpants to wipe the results..
