What is Encare?
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The fucking sweetest shit for banging your girlfriend ever. Instead of shitty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of babies spewing out of her crotch, you shove this little pill in her vagina and in about 10 minutes shes all gooey and it stops your jiz from impregnating her ass. Condoms are for fucksticks like you. It owns.
My girlfriend uses encare every day, and so should yours dude.
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A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.
RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced T..
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tongs used to pick up a piece of firewood
Hey Jeff, will you use the man grabber and stoke that fire.
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