Encare

What is Encare?


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The fucking sweetest shit for banging your girlfriend ever. Instead of shitty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of babies spewing out of her crotch, you shove this little pill in her vagina and in about 10 minutes shes all gooey and it stops your jiz from impregnating her ass. Condoms are for fucksticks like you. It owns.

My girlfriend uses encare every day, and so should yours dude.


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