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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
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A cape covered with bright, sparkly Christmas tree-esque lights.
"I wore my technocloak to the Pink Floyd concert."..
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Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and di..