End-of-life Crisis

What is End-of-life Crisis?


1.

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

See midlife crisis, fugly, ass, rot, young


0

Random Words:

1. Originally an (shortened) insult to newcomers in forums or internet games e.g. counter strike, the word has been stolen and is currently..
1. an underaged girl having sex with r kelly in the kitchen, while he is most likely peeing on her sex in the kitchen, over by the stove ..
1. incredibly sexy and very hot that girl is so lubinit..
Book Banner