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When a dude comes in 15 minutes late to work because he was tucking his penis in.
"Ryan, why were you late to work?" "O..
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Slang for an old dyke
Look at that licksalottapuss, I wonder if she knows it's time for clamato at the nursing home?..
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When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you
Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am ..