Engelke

What is Engelke?


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1. Noun: A person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical mass, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.

2. Verb: To yell out "killa" in a highly inappropriate place, such as a Whole Foodsor a showing of the movie "Constantine".

3. Adjective: An odd, yellowish/green hue.

1. Sam: God dude, what did I do with my wallet? ... You gonna finish that pizza?

Bryce: Dude, you're such an engelke

2. Carlo: My girlfriend engelked during the Chick Corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out

3. Matt: Ohh, dude. I feel kind of sick.

Max: You're looking a bit engelke, dude. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten that shrimp.

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