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Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.
Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette o..
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Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toil..
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A for profit clench/schism/subsect of the Church of the Subgenius, with a specific intent to buy out J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, own and..