What is English Bandit?
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Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)
Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?
Random Words:
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(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.
I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was w..
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When you fuck someone in the ass.
If the river runs red (on the rag) take the dirt trail.
See Dangerous
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the trail of feces left a..
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whoopi, as in sex.
Guy: If I rub your back, you're not getting the goldburg tonight.
Girl: The goldburg?
Guy: What famous person..
