English Bandit

What is English Bandit?


1.

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?


94

Random Words:

1. you are put in a sleeping bag (often by a Farmer Jens), the bag is closed very tightly so there is no escape, and then you are tickled t..
1. A Toul is everything that a TOOL is and more. Jacob Rintoul Brown explains that he is a toul, and he uses his own toul for sexual purpo..
1. Adjective. 1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends. 2. A female being wh..