What is English Bandit?
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Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)
Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?
Random Words:
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To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf
Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havan..
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"ZOMBIEGOD!" is a word use on internet games to take the piss out of someone (a gamer) using the acronym ZOMG (originally OMG ..
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Ones real father
Thats my daddy. He is a creasemaster.
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one who likes the the dick in the ass
hi my name is CreaseMaster i like di..
