English Bandit

What is English Bandit?


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Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?


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