English Breakfast Edit Meaning

1.

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

See scat, morning thunder, rise and shine, poop

2.

When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.

Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."

Waiter: "That's disgusting."

See england, breakfast, oral, sex, victoria

3.

When one wakes up their partner by tea baggingthem

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

See sack, balls, tea, gooch

4.

a strain of weed originally grown in northern England and then brought over to southern Maine. A cross between hydroponic and Kine Bud it is quickly growing in popularity in the Northeaster n states.

Dude, I ain't gunna smoke your shit, I got some English Breakfast.

See weed, dro, hydro, kine bud, kind bud, pot, bud

5.

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.

i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast

See teabag, hot karl, clevland steamer, testicals, shitting

6.

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.

Lewise G: What are you doing!?

Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!

See english, breakfast, tea, cunt, vagina

7.

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

See water, aspirin, hangover, alcohol, breakfast