What is English Lit?
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A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
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another name for the taint
after biking through death valley, my vinegar strip smelled sharp enough to cut glass
See derf, gooch, grun..
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The combined action of yelling "KNUCKLE, KNUCKLE, KNUCKLE" at the top of your lungs, while jumping all around and throwing you..
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
